Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I didn't forget

Just a lot of shot going on.. You know.. Hollidays and what not.. I'll post tomorrow.. Like a real live post.. Don't worry.. I won't leave this post without a pic..


S.O.G.G.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

I can also be found here

http://www.youlookridiculous.blogspot.com/ an interview at the Todd Blog

Monday, December 21, 2009

Livin the lush life

This is what happens when you let a man like child in your tub with all your lush products...



Chocolate cupcake face mask... This picture is racist






Bubble beard...
S.O.G.G.

Location:W Belmont Ave,Chicago,United States

Saturday, December 19, 2009

I know how to blog... The simple steps to not be boring

Number one... Don't write about your personal life... Seriously... No one cares.. Oh.. And you suck

#b post pics.. Stop writing.. Fuckin post pics.. Don't post pics of things you hate.. Like cargo shorts... Post pics of you making an ass out of yourself and pics of things that suck around you then talk shit on those things... Well mostly ugly people or scenester faggots (not the gay kind)

#% post newdz... Everyone loves sex even if it's gross sex.. You've banged an ugly guy.. Admit it.. It felt good when it first went in and you were impressed how fast you made him cum... Or you fucked a way fat girl and you were stoked how many times "she came" you know.. It was like a hundred times...

So. Yeah... Learn how to blog.. And P fukin esss don't spell check it's for teachers and uptight women who want to fuck their dads... So pretty much just teachers (male teachers are actually woman that want to fuck their dads)



S.O.G.G.

Location:W Oakdale Ave,Chicago,United States

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Being a lab rat

I singed up to be selected for a human testing of MDMA... I hope I get picked.. It seems so retarded.. To sit in a lab.. Be moniteres by a scientist... Watch a movie or whatever and take a pure drug... Count me in.. Crazy drug in a safe place.. Yeah man..


S.O.G.G.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I just want to go home

When you are at a bar and their special is $3.50 you call.. You get a bit loose.. It's even a lil more wylde when it's just you and a couple friends.. The place is empty and you got control of the juke box... The bathroom has terrible graffiti and a huge mirror this is what happens















But when its said and done.. And you are almost falling asleep on the train... And the bus stops going to your house after 2am and you didnt know it.. You get pretty bummed out.. Even when you just find a lonely dead rat in the street you think thats how you end up






BuT you make it home... Finally with a light for a head



I woke up hung over and confused.. I saw your boyfriend get off the bus at the same stop I did..


And the worst camel toe ever.. It looks like a front butt... Zoom in... She could feel that she had it cuz she kept trying to pull her shirt down.. Poor girl.. I bet she was chaffed...


S.O.G.G.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Not that life is boring

I have just been lazy... lazy in a good way... just taking a break and going with the flow... taking pics.. going out... avoiding the cold while still having fun.... so... I went to a burlesque show that didn't really gross me out due to fatness...

there was a girl reppin chanika but she danced to a spanish song and looked like frida without the uni brow...
I took all these pics to post but I forgot why... the fact is .... I partied... it's warmer than it should be... and I'm happy... this is a pretty good December so far... I want it to be the new year and a new beginning but with this attitude please... thanks... now more pics

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

the night was killed

we had a great November... no snow... the second week in Dec we get some... not a big deal... but now everyones ass is puckered and no one wants to go out... too cold... too much snow...
I don't get it... when you are inside in a bar it's not cold... and....... IT'S FUCKIN DECEMBER IN CHICACO... you should no better... it's not your first rodeo... well or you got soft... I mean... this summer sucked as far as I know... was rainy... didn't get super nice... so what's the big deal... really... what is it... fine... I'll just eat McDonalds and go to sleep

I have a matching tattoo because I'm a faggot

I heard someone say that... Maybe they are.. I mean I'm not one to judge... Fantastic Mr. Fox gets a fist in the air (you'll get it when you see it)... And the bus ride in the city today was actually ok... No weirdos no one being gross.. Just good ol fashioned public transport... I'm starting to do yoga again. Feels good.. Winter is looking up.. Oh.. Sleet.. Fuck you..





S.O.G.G.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Holy fuck


I'm sitting at the golden arches right.. And next to me are these old burn outs... The woman is telling the guy.. Who doesn't say a word the whole time really.. That he is such a great artist she thinks he can be a tattooer... Actual quotes "they do rembrants and stuff now.. It's not like when you were younger tattoos are expensive now" "you learn under someone that is licenced for two years then you can do it on your own" what the fuck... Is this really what it has come to... Really.. Get the fuck out...





S.O.G.G.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Oh how funny

So I went to a convention last year in Philly and hung out.. I got to see my friends and go crazy all night with them.. 3 days of nuts.. Well there is an old post about it... But... I don't think I posted about seeing a girl piss on an other girl in a crowded hotel bathroom... There was no video.. Well until now... I saw it today.. And it was filmed directly behind me.. Sobthe whole time you see me watching... Standing there... Eating pizza... Yeah.. That's what I call entertainment... Sorry can't post the vid... But for tose of you who were there.. Know how retarded it was



S.O.G.G.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I actually didn't feel lie posting

Nothing that interesting has been going on... I mean I played SMB wii and it rules... I painted an other set of water colors.. I rode my bike in the rain... But nothing amazing... It's not that I'm boring... It's just winter time...


This is beatdown sleeping
S.O.G.G.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

It's a tuesday night

At ians again.. Beef stroganoff pizza and chicken mash potatos and bacon pizza





Now at home drinking jameson and ginger.. A new flavor that i love...


I painted the other day but forgot to poat it.. This was for kristen... Its me from the wine night... But as a rock n roll snail...


Here is something else...


It says you listen to jam bands you lose... Which is very true... You know... It's your life... I don't have to live with you
S.O.G.G.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Lap Top iPhone combo post

I usually just post from my iphone... but I have a chance to really type so I'm going to... then blast pics from the ol iphone.... I realized that when I post from the iPhone it doesn't tag or label the post... which is a bummer... because I want more people to read this... so if you haven't yet... follow my blog bitches.... so anyway... please check out an other blog... www.guesshermuff.blogspot.com for sheer hilarity... serious it is out of control funny.... it's gross and awesome at the same time... really.. I think I saw my friends mom on there... #2 Chicago wake up and check out www.ianspizza.com this weeks special is an Italian beef sandwich pizza... sounds amazing... last night I at the mac n cheese with bacon pizza... the buffalo chicken pizza finished with blue cheese... and the smokey and the bandit... I want to try the chicken mash potato pizza and the smores pizza... yeah... fuck you if you think it's gross.,.. go vegan if you don't like good food....
So I no longer have a car... that means PICS FROM THE CTA (coming soon) oh man... and I hope there is some craigslist miss connections about me too... not having a car I'm sure will change my life here... I think it will be good for me... maybe I can shed some of this pizza weight that I gained... plus it's winter... I'll be in doors and I'm sure forced to stay in more.. which will be good on my pocket book and make me want to do some home workouts from "solitary fitness" by Charlie Bronson.... I need to look good for summer... already... hahaha
So the other pics that I am posting are from Friday night... I met some girl that was with her brother and sister... I cock blocked her because she kept trying to cock block her little brother... shit was funny... she was trying to sexy dance on her brother... I was like.. you can't sexy dance on your brother... that's weird... anyway.. frog and I tore it up like usual... but like I said before... the band sucked... I mean during a break one of the doods fell asleep... well.. that's all I got... follow me please
love
Sarvas