Friday, September 10, 2010

photo blast

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

It's not luck... It's the will to do better


Friday, July 16, 2010

You were right... About everything.

I'm sure the sooner you realized that the better you would be, but because you fought it you are now miserable

You better ax somebody... Like me!

Monday, June 28, 2010

New business cards

I miss having a real classy simple card... To push the limit of what you usually see in the piercing or tattoo industry... Having an image or design is over done... My old card when I worked in salt lake was nice... White front with silver foil.. A simple graphic on the back with my info... I got them done at they were $90 for 1000 as far as I remember... Since then I've ordered cards from other places and haven't been that satisfied... Ao I'm going back...

I emailed to get some samples of what other options I have... I got a little booklet of about 30 cards, some stickers and plastic cards they do... I got set on the foil cards, this time gold foil on black... This time I'm going to add a little charm... The "pinstruck by" slogan is coming back, and using spot UV printing it will be the look of a water mark next to my name in gold foil... With the silk card matte card stock not only will it look good, it feels nice on your fingers making people want to hold and read the card longer... I looked into ordering 2000 with the foil, UV, full color back and front with rounded edges will be about $250... Pretty much can't beat that price... Anywhere... is bar far, since I've been in this industry, the beat place to get cards, no matter how simple or fancy...

Here is a pic of my old card

Check the site out


Thursday, June 24, 2010

I like you even if others don't. I even like most dogs. Thank you for scaring that mean human away

You bet

You better ax somebody... Like me!

are you as excited as i am for friday?

Tomorrow is going to be awesome and shit... I wonder what they will play... Stoked.... Ween is sooooo good

You better ax somebody... Like me!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

How to do a Surface Anchor

No really

YouTube Video


Sunday, June 6, 2010

Max ipad

I finally found an iPhone my size... But I couldn't make a phone call or send text at all... This thing is stupid


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Murcury was a lame god

When I was a kid... My dad had a flat wood plate... He put a drop of murcury on it and would stab it with a pin.... It would break up into small little balls and roll away... Once they reached a point they would roll back and collect into a ball... You know... Like the T1000... But the size of a pea... I thought if this today... I had no idea why.... I called my mom and asked her if she remembered that.... I asked her why.... Because you could then... Because we didn't know it could kill you.... Because it was a fun little thing.... Life was simple then... Everything that was dangerous was still found in your house... People were stronger... What the fuck happened


Monday, May 17, 2010

The new Playboy... In 3-D

This was a huge let down... Only one newd that was 3-D... Here is my reaction

But to simpler minds...

YouTube Video


Sunday, May 9, 2010

The beard Goes Down

I don't even remember this... The Beard does... He has a scab on his forehead to prove it

YouTube Video


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What happens in vegas

You will never know when you are passed the fuck out

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Nukka say what

I packed a bag that weighed in at 50 lbs... It had clothes for a week... Smelly stuff for my pits, razors and other bath stuff... Swim trunks... My C-Pap... A rice cooker... 1lb of rice and instant Indian food to save money... The best part is two 1.75 L bottles of homage bewze we have dubbed "Time Travel Juice" or now I will call it TTJ #1 and TTJ #2... The name says it all... I was worried it wouldn't get through and on the plane with me to Vegas... Thought it was too heavy... Nope... I even told them what was in it... Guy grabbed it.. Exrayed it and pushed it through... Bam... As far as I know it will meet me in Vegas... And the party will be complete... I'll post a Vlog a day... Hope you enjoy!

Edit: luggage was not lost.. TTJ is in Vegas


Friday, April 30, 2010

Entertain me with a question... .

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

It's been a sec

Fuckin photo blast


Saturday, April 24, 2010

Did you know I made videos

Check it out


Thursday, April 22, 2010

If you were really in trouble, who would you go to for advice?

I have a few people... And I try and talk to them on a regular basis... Not just when I need help... I think it's better to work on those relationships at all times and not when you need something

Open, like a book...

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Why do so many people hate you?

They are jealous of me... They don't understand why I do whatever the fuck I want and they can't.... Those people hate me because they don't understand me... It's like a cave man trying to kill a snake because they are scared... Scared that they will live a mediocre life and I will be brutaly awesome

Open, like a book...

Monday, April 19, 2010

F U Puerto Rico I'm Mesikan

Oh... The CTA is most amazing at 11am... Here I encounter a loud drunk dood drinking a 40oz of bud out of a GAP bag....

No big woop... Until a guy calls him out and this happens


Wednesday, April 14, 2010

My OWLE bubo


Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Woodland Creatures

The video might not be the best ( fuckin no zoom on an iPhone) but if you have a good eye you can see what I'm checking out...


Monday, March 29, 2010

And this is my update

Not to seem selfish.... But how can anyone not think the world is revolved around them... How can I be so far away and detached from someone... Someone that I haven't talked to in years... That I was almost step brothers with... Be thrown into thoughts again... Him living in Washington... Me in Illinois... Ad while i'm in minneapolis... I see a video of his that was once on a forum but since been deleted... Only his voice... And this person I met today... I recognize his mannerisms... People really don't change much after 18... I just want to say hi and be like... This is weird... Something is up.. We should talk... Or I should get over it...

Friday, March 12, 2010

A video for IAM

Taken 3/12/10 5:47pm central time


Saturday, February 27, 2010

Neck Hula-hoopin


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Open, like a book...

Friday, February 19, 2010

Oh fuck it

Photo blast

Im not posting what any of these things are... Im just posting them... Sorry for not posting... It's not like life is boring.. It's just that I'm laying sooo low that I have nothing to post.. Some trips planned and some fun soon


Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ask me anything

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Ask Jesus anything

Sunday, January 24, 2010

photo blast

there is a pic of two cats fuckin in the middle of a road... a crazy party... and a guy that looks like captain kangaroo

After investing $60 in lapdances and $30-40 at the rack from a particularly attractive stripper, you return home and jump onto your social website of choice and find her profile. Is it inappropriate to add/request said performer to your activity stream?

depends... did you cum during said lap dance... if so then no... but if you didn't even get a boner then it's cool.. you can become her best friend and take her and her kid out shopping because basically you paid for his happy meals for the week

Ask me anything

Saturday, January 23, 2010

How do you feel about piercing pussies?

It's my job.. I don't feel any different then piercing penis's or noses... it's all the same... some piercings are more challenging than others so when that happens I get stoked... I had to do an industrial the other day and I had to curve the barbell so that it would some out the conch but miss a previous industrial and rook piercing... it was awesome...

Ask me anything

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Week on done

This is getting interesting