A nice stay at home

Last night I bought a couple 22 ozers of hard cidar and some fixins for dinner... I love winter time when it comes to asperagass.. It's always so long and skinny.. Not all thick and stringy like it is in the summer.. I can eat it everyday.. It's just my pee stinks.. While I was at the store I found some awesome things... Boxed wine..


a dozen eggs... I don't know why.. But this made me sick.. Ok I know why.. So do you...


Then i got some glass jars to put some gross things in.. Like this pug eyeball..


Then i ate..


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Snow and snow

There is a storm warning in affect till tomorrow morning.. 12in of snow... Oh well.. I still walk.. I went to Cabellas last night








Then i walked to some bar that wouldnt take my ID cuz it was cracked.. What a fag... But I walked through this..


And saw this.. It made no sence...


People are creepy.. What the fuck is that.. I took photo boof pics with my friends.. When i scan em ill post em
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Do you suck alot of dick cuz you look like a giant faggot.

look at the other question about sucking dicks... and does it turn you on that I look like a giant faggot... or does it intimidate you... p.s. you are cute

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If you could sleep with any woman you have ever met, who would it be?

That's a weird question... I've met a lot of woman... I think this question is loaded... so I'll answer it like a dood... all of them... except the ugly ones... maybe some fat ones when I'm drunk.. I just won't tell my friends... I probably won't have sex with anyone married cuz I'm no home wrecker... next time you ask a question.. be more specific...

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How to get away with sleeping at work

If someone tries to take a pic of you sleeping at work.. Make a splint so that it looks like youbare givin them the bird.. So in the pic.. You are just flipping then off with your eyes shut..











Or you just end up looking like you are sleeping.. Like this guy... But he was really sleepin on the job



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some new shit... still not slacking..

http://www.formspring.me/Sarvas this is all you need for now